The American right has a love affair with Hunter Biden. It is their biggest scandal yet. Whether its his big executive position at Burisma or its accused child sex trafficking star of the house Matt Gaetz getting the laptop introduced as part of the congressional record or just some hot late night talking points on Fox News or Qanon websites. They all love this tidbit of information. Now, they say it shows corruption. It does not. They claim its a viable piece of information to get President Biden impeached. It is not.
No one is claiming that Hunter did not work for Burisma or didn't pay his taxes. We all know what Hunter Biden has done. The issue is NO ONE BUT THE RIGHT CARES. Hunter Biden being given a position that he was woefully unqualified for is not corruption. It shows the deeper problem that the children of the rich and powerful get treated differently because they have pull. Hunter Biden IS NOT the first child of a politician or celebrity to get a position in a big corporation because of who his father is or to use his fathers position to get something of value. The most recent example of this was actually Ivanka Trump. Ivanka had trademarks in China, 41 of them in fact, that were fast tracked after her fathers election in 2016 as per this Forbes article. They were approved 40% faster than those that she applied for BEFORE her father was president.
Children of famous people and celebrities have always received preferential treatment OVER people who are vastly more talented and qualified for the job, it happens. Then comes the e-mails with "the big guy" that is personally the most retarded thing I have ever heard and is the farthest thing from a there-there that I have ever seen in my life.
Why is this story not covered as well outside of right-wing media then it should be? Because Hunter does not work in the government, he sits on no councils, he is not involved in any committee, he is not a special envoy to the middle east and he isn't a "special advisor to the president." As far as I know Hunter has been to the White House, what? ONE time. Hunter Biden is NOT the first child of a politician or celebrity to have severe personal problems either. I personally don't car about Hunter Bidens laptop. I don't care if Hunter Biden is having sex crazed orgies or cocaine crazed house parties as long as he isn't doing it in the White House.
So how can Hunter Biden overcome these problems and the bad press associated with them? Its very simple. Hunter Biden NEEDS to become a Republican. Register as a Republican, vote Republican and run in Republican elections. He would become a right-wing hero if he gets up there and blasts his father and he will be right at home. According to Madison Cawthorn the GOP has drug crazed sex parties ALL the time. So pull up a chair Hunter. Join Matt and Madison and snort a line or 2 off of a prostitutes breast. I see a bright future ahead of you in Republican politics.
